Blooping Propheticism is the art of predicting the exact moment when a toaster will malfunction and spit forth a flying toaster pastry at an unsuspecting breakfast diner.
It's a real thing, we swear.
Learn about Prophetic PowersFirst, you must don the sacred Blooping Hoodie. Then, you must stare intently at a toaster for 17 minutes and 32 seconds. After that, simply shout "BLOOP!" three times, and you shall be granted the power of Blooping Propheticism.
Learn about Prophetic Powers